I received this, my twenty-first message from Patricia on 11th February 2011. This email letter is signed by Patty A and Margaret B as they near;ly seem to be now, but for a change with Patty's email in the signature as well as in the sender field. It's extremely, perhaps the shortest we've ever received.
Subject: Re: Hello
To Whom It May Concern:
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I hope our cat wasn't held hostage or wasn't put in protective custody for his own safety. He never did anything wrong and we were never notified in writing or otherwise of any such thing or who may have kidnapped him and why. Whoever may have done that should have helped us and our cat live here and get along instead of helping us not want to live here and not get along. No one has bothered to communicate or talk to us about anything. I hope he wasn't the victim of some wacky eco-friendly terrorist or anti-terrorist rescue group that claims they are helping us and him when in reality they aren't. They are too misguided to know what they are really doing or why and aren't helping us at all. All this probably wouldn't have happened had the neighbors and their cats and dogs and their problematic relationships been put under protective custody for everyone's safety sake years ago instead of us and our cat "Sunny."
Patty A and Margaret B